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Joey!
They/She • 17 • Biracial (Black/White)
Neurodiverse + Mentally Ill • 4w3 ISFP
Bi-Oriented Aroace • Taken
Hi there! I’m Joey. I’m not really the best at describing myself, so bare with me, haha.
I like to post about a lot of things! The 2000s, old web history, kids cartoons, and generally, stuff that makes me happy. I consider myself a pretty easygoing and approachable person, so if you ever wanna stop on by and say hi, I’m always happy to chat! Chances are, I’m more intimated by you than the other way around.
That’s all, really. I’m not sure how to end this, so since you’re here, why not sign my guestbook?
AJ MY SWEETIE PIE CINNAMON APPLE!!!
They are the light of my life and I love them more than words can say. You are legally obligated to follow it. We are a package deal do NOT separate us.
I tend to playfully make fun of people I'm friends with.
I have a very juvenile and sexual sense of humor, so if you have a problem with sex jokes or the occasional toilet humor, we probably won't get along well.
I prefer not to get involved in discussions about discourse and politics.
I am capable of reclaiming slurs.
Ask me privately about my blacklist.
I vent pretty often.
Tone indicators are encouraged, but please use them sparingly.
I make typos fairly frequently. I don’t know if this important enough to let people know before they follow me, but I might as well bring that up.
I often have a hard time remembering very specific things on blacklists, so if you want to tag or put a content warning something, just let me know.
I have no problem with adults following or interacting with me. I just ask that you respect my boundaries and we should be fine.
I’d prefer if people only 15+ follow me.
I don't have a DNI. Worst case scenario, I'll just block you if you make me uncomfortable or annoy me too much, but hopefully that shouldn't be a problem. As long as you aren’t a bigot or a pervert, we’ll probably get along just fine. I block freely to my own leisure, and I encourage you do the same.
I have a lotta interests, as you can probably tell. Some of these I haven’t really watched yet but they’re on my watchlist so I’m listing them anyways just for simplicity’s sake. Something, something, insert the usual “I’m Critical Of The Media I Consume” jargon here, blah blah blah you get the idea.
Highlighted In Yellow = Currently Hyperfocusing On/Special Interest
ANIMANGA
Ojamajo Doremi
One Piece
D.N Angel
Digimon
Tokyo Mew Mew
Space Dandy
Detective Conan/Case Closed
Neon Genesis Evangelion (sorry)
Ouran High School Host Club
MUSICALS
The Book of Mormon
Avenue Q
The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee
Seussical the Musical
Band Geeks
Counte of the Monte Christo
Starship
Starlight Express
TV SHOWS
Smiling Friends
Metalocalypse
American Dragon: Jake Long
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Code Lyoko
Xiaolin Showdown
Super Robot Monkey Team Hyperforce Go!
Storybots
Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends
Mixels
MOVIES
Disney Fairies/Peter Pan
Beauty and the Beast
The Little Mermaid
Labyrinth
Hairspray (2007)
Turning Red
The High-School Musical trilogy
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
VIDEO GAMES
Warioware
Kingdom Heart
Ratchet and Clank
Virtua Fighter
Jak and Daxter
Sly Cooper
Professor Layton
Bugsnax
Sonic the Hedgehog
LittleBigPlanet
Stick it to The Man!
Fusionfall
YOUTUBE CONTENT CREATORS
Vargskelethor / Vinesauce
Kurtis Conner
Snapcube
ToonrifiTariq
RebelTaxi
Billiam
Jordan Fringe
Therm
MagicMush
GENERAL INTERESTS
Puppetry
Character design
Disney
Broadway musicals
Kids Shows
The 2000s
Old Web
Lost media
Theme parks
Build-a-Bear
PlayStation games
Media Dubbing
MUSICIANS / BANDS
Indigo Girls
Blues Traveler
Prozzak
Bowling For Soup
Reel Big Fish
The Cure
Garfunkel and Oates
“Weird Al” Yankovic
Relient K
Dave Matthews Band
The Aquabats
McFly
This is less of an INTEREST interest I don’t know where to put this but I have an eerie amount of knowledge about Fred Tatasciore and his portfolio. I am so normal about voice actors ❤️
HIGHEST KINS
Hazuki Fujiwara (Ojamajo Doremi)
Snorpy Fizzlebean (Bugsnax)
Penny Crygor (Warioware)
Nicky (Avenue Q)
OTHER MAIN KINS
Randy Cunningham (Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja)
Bo Bumblefoot (Storybots)
Pinkie Pie (My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
Arthur “Spud” Spudinski (American Dragon: Jake Long)
PJ Berri (PaRappa the Rapper)
…and more! (ask for the full list if you’re curious)
A kin list? In THIS economy?! For shame. I don’t take kinning very seriously, and just treat it as a fun form of self-expression, but if you're alterhuman/a spiritual kinner, that's a-okay as you're respectful to people who kin just for fun.
Doubles are pretty cool for the most part, so no need to worry!
WAMBUS TROUBLEHAM IS MY NUMBER #1 COMFORT CHARACTER AND BOYWIFE. HE IS MY GIRLFRIEND DON’T TOUCH HIM‼️
OTHER COMFORT CHARACTERS
Triffany Lottablog (Bugsnax)
Elder Arnold Cunningham (The Book of Mormon)
Bang Bipplebop (Storybots)
Jimmy T. (Warioware)
Sora (Kingdom Hearts)
Gonta Gokuhara (DanganRonpa)
Monkey D. Luffy (One Piece)
Snorkmaiden (Moomin)
GENERAL COMFORTS
Most of my interests
Kids cartoons
Pretty much anything from Disney’s catalogue
Care Bears
My Little Pony (specifically from G3; I still love G4 and onwards but G3 is what I have the most nostalgia for so I’m a little biased)
Kingdom Hearts
Stuff that smooths my brain wrinkles. If you tag me in stuff like this I will kiss you sloppy style with tongue.
Places to find me all across the worldwide web! These are listed from most to least active. I do have some more, but I hardly use them so I won’t list them to keep things brief. If we’re friends, feel free to ask me for my Discord or Furaffinity account.
Tumblr: ojamajodoremisharp (sideblog list)
Instagram: fizzlecosmos
Toyhou.se: lisafrank
Pinterest: cosplaygirlfriend
Spacehey: shuggazoom
Art Fight: 4kids